July 8th
"You cheat! Son of a
cock-loving whore! You owe me forty more tiers and you know it!"
"I
don't owe you anything except a kick in the arse you ungrateful little wench!
Get out of my shop. Miko! Get her ugly little face out of my sight!"
Dwella felt
all the air rush out of her as Miko threw her out on her rump as if she were no
bigger than a child's ragdoll. She scrambled to her feet to give the brute a
slap in the face (or the chin, as was more likely) but the door to Saro's shop
was already closed, and Dwella felt her cheeks heat up with anger as she heard
the bolt slide into place.
"I'll
be back! I'll be back for my full pay and don't you think that I won't
be!" She screamed, putting all the volume that she could muster from her
tiny frame into her voice. With a growl, she spun on her heel and marched off
down the dirt road, viciously kicking rocks ahead of her as she went. She
shoved both hands into the pockets of her shorts, stuffing the small bag of
fifteen of the Queen's tiers out of sight.
"Aye!
You lot, look, it's the manny bitch! You've got a pretty mouth, Dwell- why don't
you c'mon over here and put it ta good use, ey?" Dwella's fists clenched
and she bared her teeth as she rounded on Maynerd and his group of cronies.
"How
about you shut your damn mouth you blighter!" She did her best to look big
and intimidating, but the boys only laughed.
"Careful
Maynerd, by the looks of her she'd sooner bite your prick off than suck it!"
Dwella took a vicious stomp forward as the boys laughed, but was suddenly
stopped by a hand on her shoulder.
"Now
then, that's no way to talk to a lady." a voice said from behind her. Dwella
looked up and saw a boy standing behind her, dressed in sloppy briches, a shirt
that probably used to be white, and an old, tattered newsboy's cap.
"And
who are you to say, ya numpty troll?" The boy smiled, and Dwella found
that she didn't quite like the look on his face.
"Just
a courteous passerby. Now why don't you boys scurry along, back to mummy and
daddy, huh?" At that the boys advanced on Dwella and this new stranger,
cracking their knuckled and baring their teeth in an angry show of masculinity.
"You'll
pay fer talkin' to me like that, ya bum knocker!" Dwella crouched down
into a fighting stance; she didn't know who this guy was, but if he was willing
to help her kick Maynerd's cocky little arse well, she'd made friends for
lesser reasons.
She was
just about to make for Maynerd to give him a swift punch in the gut, but once
more was stilled by a hand on her shoulder.
"Please,
let me handle this. A lady should not have to deal with such… crass behavior."
Dwella frowned up at the stranger and wrenched her shoulder free from his grip.
"I can
take care of myself, thanks." she spat, but the boy wasn't listening to
her. Instead, he just waltzed carelessly past her, hands in his pockets as if
he was going out for an afternoon stroll rather than about to get into a fight
with the town's most notoriously vicious gang of boys.
"I'll
teach you to fuck with us!" Maynerd snarled as he took a swing at the
stranger's jaw. Dwella winced as she watched Maynerd's fist head straight for
its target… and miss.
"What
the…?" She mumbled. It was like watching a bunch of drunks trying to swat
at a fly. All four of the boys in Maynerd's gang were taking as many shots at
the stranger as they could, but it seemed like all the boy had to do was twitch
a bit this way or that and their swings would fly wide, actually landing on
each other more often than on the strange boy that was their target.
Finally,
after several minutes of this bizarre spectacle, the stranger seemed to get
bored. In a flash of limbs, Maynerd's gang was on the groud wheezing and
clutching their tenders, a couple of them even crying into the dirt.
"Hey!
That wasn't very sporting!" Dwella called as she realized what had
happened. The stranger arched one blonde brow at her in amusement.
"They
attack me four-on-one and you say that I'm
the one who isn't sporting?" Dwella paused a moment.
"You
have a point, but still." The stranger smiled again, but the expression
was much less frightening this time.
"You're
a very charming girl, Dwella Canesbury. I hope we meet again." Dwella
balked as she watched the stranger trot off, disappearing into a nearby alley. Suddenly
her attention was drawn away from where he had gone, however, when a couple of
bizzies came up to her and grabbed her shoulder.
"You,
girl! Did you see a boy come through here, about half a foot taller than you,
blonde, green eyes?" Dwella nodded slowly. "Well which way did he go,
lass? That's a dangerous criminal we're trying to secure!" Dwella paused
at that. That boy, a criminal? Her eyes drifted slowly over to where he had
disappeared into the nearby alley.
"Well?
Did'ya see or didn't ya?" Dwella nodded.
"Yeah,
I saw him. He ran off down the lane and rounded the corner, looked like he was
heading towards Terdie's meadow." The bizzies nodded and took off,
following her directions… and going in the complete opposite direction of the
boy. Dwella shook her head after them, then glanced at the alley one more time.
"How
did he know my name?"
Certainly develops the diversity of slang in your world. What does "numpty" mean? (Presumably a quality common to trolls?) Your opening line grabs attention, for certain.
ReplyDeleteOh boy, looks like the hook for a new story! Dwella is certainly a firecracker. Just don't let this cool thing here derail your other stories!
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